Beer Run !
Come to the Dark Side
The Dark Side gets all the cool toys. You come to the Dark Side, we can guarantee you a cape. You wanna use your powers to get into the movie theater for free? Cool with us. We provide excellent theme music for stalking through your lair. Oh, and don’t forget: black is slimming, and it goes with everything. Power, strength, fashion sense, a great 401k, plus, we offer the ultimate prize — cookies! Bet you didn’t know the Sith Lords were a veritable cadre of Iron Chefs in the kitchen. By harnessing the power of the Dark Side, they’ve made these cookies well-nigh irresistible. Can’t you almost smell the scent of fresh-baked cookies, wafting through the airlock….
STOP WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS.
(Source: foodismyonlyfriend)
The Truth About Peanut Butter
vegetarians
JAIL
And not a single fuck was given…
BUSY…
joke
takoz!!