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    Come to the Dark Side
   
   The Dark Side gets all the cool toys. You come to the Dark Side, we can guarantee you a cape. You wanna use your powers to get into the movie theater for free? Cool with us. We provide excellent theme music for stalking through your lair. Oh, and don’t forget: black is slimming, and it goes with everything. Power, strength, fashion sense, a great 401k, plus, we offer the ultimate prize — cookies! Bet you didn’t know the Sith Lords were a veritable cadre of Iron Chefs in the kitchen. By harnessing the power of the Dark Side, they’ve made these cookies well-nigh irresistible. Can’t you almost smell the scent of fresh-baked cookies, wafting through the airlock….

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