ashes to ashes dust to dust

May 31

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WHEN CATS FORGET TO PULL THEIR TONGUE ALL THE WAY BACK INTO THEIR MOUTH.

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destroyerofbacon:

ircimages:

My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.

you guys

are my heroes

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meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

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Why do we spend our nights on Tumblr?

sodamnrelatable:

( ) Because we have no social life.

( ) Because our friends don’t call us to get out.

(x) Because we are too sexy to the world outside, and mere mortals don’t deserve to breathe the same air as we do.

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thisisnotlucid:

I forgot I did this before work this morning and I nearly just pissed myself when I shut my bedroom door. This thing is going to kill me in my sleep.

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qwopette:

pricklylegs:

Watermelon slaughter…

It doesn’t matter what kind of blog you have, this won’t make it ugly. Please reblog this and raise awareness of watermelon abuse.

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“I couldn’t really go for some cake right now.” — no one, ever (via paradigmforyourthoughts)

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When people ask me "Do you have a tumblr?" -

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT WORD?!?!?

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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